Ugly Sheet Cake

So it's been almost a year...

2009-12-12T13:23:00.003-05:00

sorry! my dad made me this sheet cake for my birthday. well my husband's birthday is the day after mine so he made it for the both of us. the pink side is for me and the white side is for him. pretty awesome, huh.

sorry everybody!

2009-02-26T17:06:00.000-05:00

I am so lazy! :D

Enjoy a heaveanly slice of FAIL.

2008-11-17T22:50:00.005-05:00

this photo is how i found it:

this one needs no caption:

i guess it's more of a jelly roll-gone-bad but it came up in a 'pie' google search.

Continuing our pie series....

2008-11-17T22:46:00.000-05:00

sry

2008-11-13T10:55:00.000-05:00

I'm not biased.

2008-11-12T16:54:00.004-05:00

And i'm not going to pretend that I don't enjoy pie just as much, and at times MORE than cake. I guess it just sepends on the mood, you know? This and the fact that Thanksgiving is drawing near gives me an idea..... UGLY PIES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Crust fail.

Mint is disgusting unless its gum or toothpaste.

It's Election Day

2008-11-04T11:34:00.002-05:00

YES WE CAKE

there ya go, thats a good try.

Leave it to Ruby to stuble across this awesome site dedicated to the Obama campaign. Spread the word through sweets!!

Check out more sticky democratic goodnes here: http://www.yeswecake.com/

Bravo's top 100 Scariest Movie Moments

2008-10-31T21:11:00.003-04:00

is ALWAYS a pleasure in my book and for once, not even a guilty one! I surpassed Ruby Khan and JK5K's gorgeous annual halloween party to fart around, eat buffalo fingers and sit in bed and be scared. Ummmm am I a loser? Perhaps, but I'm enjoying every moment. And I live over an hour away!!! {excuse alert}....Anyone else have a similar story (or even a different one) for their evening? Share! Comments, even stupid ones are always welcome and encouraged.

this is just no good for anybody.

2008-10-31T16:40:00.000-04:00

ewah

2008-10-31T14:32:00.003-04:00

remember this post from a while back? interestingly enough i found something even more horrible.

it's the same cake, except the bug got served and now it's all squished and icky. it looks like something you'd sweep up out of the corner, hidden amongst the irish lace. what's really cool is that from this perspective you can see that the roach had a hard chocolate armor, that they had to break through to get to the no doubt delicious cake inside.

cheater cheater, pumpkin, etc.

2008-10-31T14:26:00.001-04:00

this made me lol when i saw it so i think its valid to be posted here! It's halloween day so i'm just going to be looking out for some rediculous shit on the internets this afternoon, in between reports.

neat!

2008-10-27T21:45:00.003-04:00

there isn't much i can make fun of this cake about... it's pretty bad ass. the creepy crawlies are plastic, not fondant, so negative one point.

it IS the most wonderful time of the year.

2008-10-23T20:23:00.004-04:00

Okay, so I'm sitting alone in my house and I'm watching Nightmare on Elm Street (part two?) and I'm realizing that even though my childhood was traumatised by these films, along with the Jason movies I've never actually seen one until tonight. (I know, I was such a loser back then) And man is this film friggin terrible. I used to be absolutely 100% convinced that Freddie was in my closet, and now that I'm watching this for the first time I can't believe I was ever afraid. I mean this movie has a room-cleaning montage in it. This also made me instantly think of the plethora of Freddie cakes that must have been made and how I can't possibly let Halloween go by without posting about all of the terrible cakes that are out there! So please, you know you have those old pictures somewhere. They don't have to be Freddy cakes! Just any terrible Halloween cake.
Like this one, submitted by reader Sarah-Louise, who found this cute/bad cake in Amy Sedaris' book "I Like You" and I dare you not to be all like "awwwwwwwws".

ANDPLEASEOMIGODOMIGODDIDINOTJUSTFINDTHIS.... FREDDIE MERCURY CAKE in my search for Freddie cakes... that is gold.

i am starving!!

2008-10-22T11:42:00.000-04:00

fave

2008-10-15T20:14:00.001-04:00

I'm going to Canobie Lake Park!

2008-07-11T10:31:00.001-04:00

as i continue to pathetically latch on to my old roller derby team, tonight i'm joining their end-of-season trip to the busted but still wicked fun (and much closer than six flags), canobie lake park. jealous?

I plan on eating all of these things.

Happy 10th of July!

2008-07-10T09:50:00.003-04:00

We can't be on top of everything I guess.

Delicious mess...

chocolate and something covered strawberries?

and....

WHOA

OH IT'S HAPPENING...

2008-07-02T16:55:00.005-04:00

it seems like the sheet cake eating contest previously only dreamed about it going to happen IN REAL LIFE.... at an undisclosed location mere weeks away. the shit-talking has already begun. me vs etta maims, a battle of titans to see who can eat the most sheet cake in a certain amount of time? or who can eat a whole sheet cake first? details are unimportant and will be hashed out later, hopefully with loads of photographic documentation.

mmhmm.

I need a new pair of roller skates

2008-06-30T12:07:00.001-04:00

and I have about seven months to break them in proper.

2008-06-04T15:33:00.001-04:00

well honestly. this is just uncalled for.

why would someone even post something like this?
for shame.

well then.

2008-06-04T10:35:00.001-04:00

I know I'm intrigued.

basically

2008-05-31T13:21:00.002-04:00

this is the first image listed when i googled "shitty cake".

happy birthday, uglysheetcake!

tee hee

2008-05-29T15:58:00.002-04:00

adorable internet meme cake

i am impressed

2008-05-27T16:55:00.004-04:00

this is really really amazing. i am so fucking hungry for sushi right now its not funny. what is it about sushi that makes you crave it so much once you see/hear bout it? is it science? i would also settle for eggplant parmesan. I think I am ettinggay my eriodpay (in code for the ladies).

aaaand

2008-05-23T13:35:00.003-04:00

i got a new car last week because my old one was going to explode. my adventures of learning how to drive a manual shift this past week have been mostly embarassing and tearful. i'm sort of getting the hang of it now.

happy memorial day almost

2008-05-23T13:30:00.004-04:00

don't die in a horrible kayak accident like these poor folks.

assignment america.

2008-05-20T13:13:00.003-04:00

I was thinking today about how cool it would be if someone made a series of sheet cakes that were decorated like old school board games. Games like Mousetrap and Life? I'd do this but I honestly can't have that much cake in the house.

Update:
I am an unoriginal bastard.

(Risk?)

Yeah that'll do.

2008-05-19T12:00:00.002-04:00

Drinking it icy cold as intended could would be nice but what about heating it up and drinking it warm? Actually the more i think about the concept in general i realize it's actually kind of gross. No, pretty gross. But not horrendously gross.

WHAT

2008-05-16T16:40:00.004-04:00

this blows that other Rubik's Cube cake right out of the fucking water.

You too can create this masterpiece. Directions brought to you by Pimp That Snack .

shame.

2008-05-16T16:38:00.001-04:00

remember kids, you have to wait till the cake cools before you frost.

Another dazzling entry!

2008-05-08T10:46:00.002-04:00

By faithful reader Chrystina Riggs. Nothing like a baby/toddler birthday that brings out the cake-artistry in people. AND this is a total twofer!! Same party TWO sweet 50 pound cakes. ANd thank you Chrystina for providing delightful commentary so I don't have to think this morning. Bless you.

"Saturday my boyfriend and I attended our nephew's 1 year birthday. My boyfriend's mom decided to make a plane cake because, for whatever reason, our nephew's parents decided on having lots of planes and crap in the baby room. Now, admitedly, the cake isn't that bad given that its maker has multiple schlerosis, but it is a monstrosity."

"It took 6 boxes of cake mix and I'm pretty sure the icing was straight sugar. The wings were chocolate, the rest was yellow cake.The leftover pieces were made into a creepy cake crucifix, which I'm fairly sure is blasphemous to eat, but the 1-year-old ate it anyhow cos babies only go to purgatory or something. Point being, the cross cake was all lopsided and the pieces were all vastly different shapes and sizes, though it is hard to tell by the photo. There were jokes about taking home the leftovers, of which there was quite a lot: "I'll take the fuselage" to "Oh, I guess this is the real mystery of Lost.""

Wicked Awesome.

And the parent of the year award goes to:

2008-04-29T11:56:00.005-04:00

The person or persons that decided it was in any way a good idea to give "Lil Derrick" a Grand Theft Auto cake for his fourth birthday.

Aside from the obvious inappropreateness of a four year old having a cake themed from one of the most violent games ever is the question of whether or not a four year old is even capable of playing the game. When I was four the most violence I ever encountered was on Knight Rider. I don't think the Atari console was even out yet. Yikes.

This post is dedicated in loving memory to my husband whom I will never see again due to today's release of GTA4.

Happy Birthday Carissa!!

2008-04-22T09:47:00.003-04:00

is everyone turning 30 this year? Christ.

Earth-Day is her Birth-Day

piece of shit cake

2008-04-17T10:40:00.002-04:00

or pile fo shit cake, because thats what it looks like.

not that i'm above eating things that look like this.

what has gone wrong here

2008-04-15T13:27:00.002-04:00

i'd like to hear some thoughts.

detail

the kiwi is throwing me off the most.

!!BSG!!

2008-04-11T16:46:00.006-04:00

Battlestar Galactica is kind of a mini bain of my existence. My husband and a few friends are like HARDCORE fans of this show, and now that I think of it anyone I know who is a fan at all is a HARDCORE fan. I always came home late from derby practice when it was on so i never got into it though I sure do hear about it a lot. Like, a LOT. And he has a crush on Starbuck, but I can deal with that.
Here is a totally amazing flickr set found by reader Chrystina Riggs.

Click here for great commentary by the "artist".

ALSO... we were blogged about on a blog! Holy shit!
Check it out here .

Oh My Ghad

2008-04-09T14:15:00.002-04:00

Not cheesecake. Cheese cake. Yes, its different.

Go on. Have a piece of cheese cake. Go on.
Are you sure? There's cocaine in it!
Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.

Hypnotic

2008-04-09T13:57:00.005-04:00

Etta Maims sent this cake my way via her friend Brooke.

As baker from the site Brita Blvd says, "....so I decided a Rubik's Cube would be perfect...This is 4 square layers and it's STILL not quite tall enough to be a real cube!" Thats a pretty heavy cake and you can tell because its kind of sinking in on itself.

(t)I'ts Wednesday!

2008-04-09T13:40:00.002-04:00

cleavage in icing is an ideal way to get over the hump!

Thanks to Bully for the find!

NERD ALERT

2008-03-27T14:39:00.002-04:00

i can only imagine the binge drinkin rockin rollin key swappin scene that happened at this party. its nearly as exciting as my friend's Dora/The Little Mermaid party for her 2 year old a month ago.

Found by: Etta Maims

delicious or horrible?

2008-03-27T14:34:00.003-04:00

please help me with this because when i first saw the picture i thought it looked like bloody puss cake but then i was all, "hmmm maybe i could shove a fistfull of this into my mouf over and over AHAND OVER'

what the goth kids are eating

2008-03-26T11:36:00.002-04:00

a cake with a baby's arm sticking out holding a bloody heart. what could be better?

Thanks to Ruby Khan!

things that look like things

2008-03-20T10:37:00.003-04:00

this is a pretty interesting idea, i'll forgive that it isn't frosted.

that works

2008-03-19T10:36:00.001-04:00

cake + cadburry creme eggs shoved in = easter cake

cupcakes + peeps shoved in = easter cupcakes

anywhoo...

2008-03-18T10:52:00.005-04:00

okay that was fun, but just around the corner is a holiday centered around sweets and i can just feel it in my bones that we're going to get some ugly and unappetizing cakes before this easter sunday. get inspired! here are a few to start us out.

burn victim

its all in the horrible, crazy detail

So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

one last one for the day

2008-03-17T14:56:00.001-04:00

maybe

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

2008-03-17T09:50:00.004-04:00

and happy birthday katie! here's the official "cake" of the day sort of, irish soda bread.

I'll post pictures next week of my personal soda bread efforts to come. I love the B.D.

King Cake

2008-03-06T15:41:00.002-05:00

These are usually associated with the fun that is Mardi Gras, but what the hey. It looks like it has the icing like those 2 for 1$ Honey Buns that have that layer of gel icing that comes off in a sheet. love those.

shiny sprinkles

2008-03-04T13:13:00.002-05:00

i'm friggin starving and i think that's why these look pretty orgasmic right about now. they've got that genuine homemade feel to them. i would house that plate in less than 10. with no milk.

obviously

2008-02-29T12:05:00.006-05:00

kind of annoyed i didn't think of this.

a st. patrick's day wedding - WICKED GOOD IDEA. addie, you're all over that one.

101th post!

2008-02-28T12:21:00.003-05:00

wicked awesome. i'm also psyched that someone thought it was a cute idea to eat a leprechauns head.

my skills

2008-02-27T15:23:00.004-05:00

about 3 or 4 even? years ago i made this sheet cake for my friend katie, an irish girl whos birthday is st patricks day. it looked pretty cool from a distance, but if you get close enough you can see that it was sort of an ugly sheet cake. i made it before i knew the rule about 2 coats of icing, so its kinda crumby and i didn't have enough decorative icing so its kind of sparse around the borders. i made four heart shaped cakes and carved the stem out of one of them. katie loved it and it was a big hit.

isn't flavor what really matters?

the bestest holiday

2008-02-26T21:25:00.003-05:00

okay so i totally bricked and blew off posting anything about valentines day. i thank and apologize to everyone who sent ugly valentines cakes. to make up for this i hope to find a lot of great st. patricks day stuff! we have about three more weeks.
i give you cookie o'puss to get the ball rolling.

oscar night!

2008-02-24T19:46:00.002-05:00

not too much to say about that... but this looks more like a sarcophagus. Fun fact: The word "sarcophagus" comes from the Greek sarx meaning "flesh", and phagein meaning "to eat", hence sarkophagus means "flesh-eating"; from the phrase lithos sarkophagos the word came to refer to the limestone that was thought to decompose the flesh of corpses interred within it." nums.

allow me to digress

2008-02-22T09:15:00.004-05:00

i would like to give a quick tribute to oatmeal, which i rediscover every now and again. i thank it for warming my belly and soul on state of emergency snow days such as this.

Happy Groundhog Day!

2008-02-02T17:59:00.000-05:00

Thank you Bully Mia for finding this most random holiday cake.

How could you eat that hatching baby covered with egg!

wicked awesome

2008-01-30T16:54:00.002-05:00

3D tetris wedding cake? obviously.

sorry posts have been sporadic and horrible... i will do better!

the other kind of bug.

2008-01-17T13:04:00.001-05:00

Not quite as amazing.

Is that supposed to be Lindsay Lohan?

AMAZING COCKROACH FACTS

2008-01-16T13:18:00.000-05:00

-Cockroaches have been present on the earth for more than 400 million years.
-Approximately 4000-7500 species of cockroaches exist.
-Some female cockroaches mate once and are pregnant for the rest of their lives.
-Cockroaches can run up to three miles in an hour.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2008-01-12T12:19:00.000-05:00

scary clown!

FAILURE

2008-01-10T11:19:00.002-05:00

blah blah, good intentions, blah blah

speaks for itself

2008-01-10T11:14:00.001-05:00

This cake was found on The Cupcake Project blog. The diarrhea font is a nice touch.

lets go back in time...

2007-12-21T15:58:00.001-05:00

to thanksgiving. check out the pumpkin pie i made!
with fancy leaves and stuff!

i learned that pumpkin pie batter is almost better than pumpkin pie itself. and far more likely to give you salmonella.

and not so far back in time when it was mine and jon's birthday. he was having a milestone bday so i didn't want to steal too much thunder. just a little thunder.

here's to the ugliest cake of them all.

2007-12-17T14:30:00.001-05:00

frooooootcake!

i've never tried fruitcake, not because i'm afraid but because i've never had the opportunity. i don't think i've ever seen one in real life. if i ever do see one, i'll have a piece.

Yule love it!

2007-12-07T10:53:00.001-05:00

my christmas wet dream come true... a huge fucking stack of yule log cakes! they are my faaaaavorite. expect an ugly one from me in the weeks to come.

Tribute to the Yule Log

2007-12-06T16:13:00.001-05:00

cardiovascularness

2007-11-28T15:35:00.001-05:00

i have a test on the cardiovascular system and heart in general tomorrow. i was suprised at the lack of heart-organ cakes there are on the internet. heres a pretty nasty one anyways. for me to poop on.

Happy Thanksgiving!

2007-11-22T10:33:00.001-05:00

enjoi

cake? bread?

2007-11-20T14:00:00.003-05:00

this cake sort of looks like a loaf of bread embellished with frosting. its actually a turkey cake with mashed potatos an' peas an' carrots made of icing!

ALMOST THANKSGIVING!

2007-11-19T12:33:00.001-05:00

i leourve thanksgiving! another holiday, another batch of horrible themed cakes! here's a cake sent over by bully mia, and i want to make this wicked bad. how cute is it? this is hopefully going to begin a stream of thanksgiving cakes. don't hold me to that, i'll do my best. expect and ugly pie made by me within the next few days.

catching up

2007-11-19T12:28:00.000-05:00

so heres a cake that was also a forward sent in by both Quick Sandy and Katie A.

If you haven't at some point recieved this in your inbox, here's the story:

---------Forwarded Message----------

Okay... So apparently this is how the conversation went over the phone.
Wal-Mart Employee: "Hello this WalMart, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".

See picture :)

oookey

2007-11-16T12:52:00.000-05:00

its been a while so i thought i'd come back with something really quite unusual from ruby khan. she and JK5K really have a gift for finding this stuff. this is what she found whilest googling "blood crime birthday" for bloodbath's bday.

and then the crime scene:

LOVE EEEEEEET! Anytime things are not at all to scale it makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

happy halloween!

2007-10-31T11:06:00.001-04:00

Whats more scary and Halloweenie that this awesome BLEEDING CAKE?

Everyone loves a bloody suprise. No they don't.

How Candy Corn is Born

2007-10-27T14:37:00.001-04:00

I just ate my weight in candy corn and mallowcreme pumpkins. Like I do every year around Halloween. And after Halloween, of course, when the bags are 50% off.

It's a rainy gloomy day and perfect for watching Bravo's 100 Scariest Movies Marathon all day long with zero guilt. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

p.s.

2007-10-27T09:04:00.002-04:00

i got my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday so i would expect a few percocet-induced posts within the next couple of days.

that is all.

corpse cake, ftw

2007-10-27T08:57:00.001-04:00

This cake is bordeline too nasty inside to eat but its almost cute in a 'trying-to-be-scary-but-not' way. Love the different colors for brain matter and tissue... stil trying to make out that the red thing is hovering above it's head. Any thoughts?

I forget who subbed this to me long ago... let me know!

scawy

2007-10-24T12:18:00.001-04:00

this might not be very scary but technically it is a monster.
Feevah's birthday cake from way way long long ago!

rowr

2007-10-15T12:51:00.001-04:00

vomit x100

2007-10-11T11:58:00.001-04:00

the thought of someone actually eating this cake gives me that saliva-ey gonna-throw-up feeling.

Who has this much time on their hands! blaaaaarp

hmmm

2007-10-08T11:38:00.001-04:00

Does anyone know what this is or who its supposed to be?

All I know is that its one scary piece of shit.

It's the most wonderful time, of the year

2007-10-05T12:52:00.002-04:00

Hooray for creepy crawlies! Especially cute-ish ones! I'd squeal with delight if I felt this little guy skim across my leg in the middle of the night.

finders credit: "The Real" H.Fevah

So its October

2007-10-04T14:07:00.000-04:00

And probably the most bestest time to go looking for ugly cakes! Pretty much any cake meant for Halloween is supposed to be ugly, so this will be a good month for us here at Ugly Sheet Cake. Ironically I'm going to start with a not so ugly sheet cake per sey, its one found by Harlot Fevah and it kind of boggles the mind how much icing is used on this busy cake. It probably weights 12 pounds.

but its still pretty neat how they have a sort of 3-D effect going on and even though its kind of busy it is quite esthetically pleasing.

2007-09-26T17:17:00.000-04:00

and another fine effort by maims, not found by maims but actually BY maims. one of a jillion practice wedding cakes. way to utilize the uglies!

ugh

2007-09-26T17:16:00.000-04:00

this is so fucking cute i don't even wanna talk about it.

scoops 4 scales. thats all i'll say.

A-... thanks for asking!

2007-09-21T15:39:00.000-04:00

I deserve this

I <3 meats

MT I final tonight!

2007-09-20T10:51:00.001-04:00

that's massage techniques to you. And I can't believe I haven't searched for this before...

Yay! Yeah I'm not going to pretend to know whats going on with her left leg there... kicking it back in relaxed bliss maybe.
There's officially a cake on the Internet for EVERYTHING.

also

2007-09-19T11:13:00.002-04:00

this is what you get googling 'muscle cakes'

shame on me!

2007-09-19T11:09:00.000-04:00

its been over a week! here are a few cakes, etc. to fill the void. These were all taken from a website found by Maims.

Huge Nerd

Wicked Embarassing

I'll go with Huge Nerd again.

2007-09-11T14:00:00.001-04:00

so i must have killed about 64 frogs on my way home from class last night. something about the warmer months and the rain make them come out of the swampiness or whatever and sit in the roads. i'm talking a massive ammount, too many to possibly avoid, turning my car into a veritable killing machine. sometimes there's a big one and i see i'm rapidly approaching but theres nowhere to go and i'm all, "nooooooOOOOOOOOO" and then a poping sound.

Anatomy & Physiology II

2007-09-10T17:06:00.001-04:00

starts today! a cake in its honor:

a digestive system! gross! who would go to all this trouble just to make something too horrifying to eat?
hopefully i can find an appropriate cake for each of the Body Systems.

borrowed

2007-09-09T15:52:00.000-04:00

from http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

slit wrists now or later?

Iiiiiit's

2007-09-06T16:35:00.000-04:00

FREE PIZZA THURSDAY! THE BESTESTESTSESETSTSTEET DAY OF THE WEEK!

thanks to my work!

couldn't wait

2007-09-06T16:32:00.001-04:00

till Halloween for this

friggin brilliant.

p.s. from fevah

least appetising cakes ever?

2007-08-31T12:06:00.002-04:00

For obvious reasons, OBVIOUSLY. Lovely flies and corn effects. Thanks to jon for googling "shitcakes".

But this was the case of someone trying to be cute only with too much food coloring and a horribly unflattering angle. And whatever that dark stuff is in the center. And are those gummi bears on top? It kind of looks like that or the scary colored fruit found in holiday fruitcakes. Y-U-K

i wanna do-over.

2007-08-30T14:49:00.001-04:00

i <3 the fondant pirhana plants!

Happy National Nintendo Appreciation Day!

2007-08-30T11:12:00.001-04:00

I made that up! But I still want to rock out on my NES emulator when i get home from work. Thanks Spite for being so bored at work yesterday!

And for good measure...

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now. Just like that!

I don't give a shit

2007-08-29T10:53:00.001-04:00

when his birthday is... this is fucking hilarious.

Look at the horrible decrepid aging skin effects! The 3D nose! Terrific.

The good eye goes to Betty Spite.

cringe-worthy

2007-08-29T09:17:00.000-04:00

Thanks to Tootsie Pop who found this gem while hunting for her sister's baby shower cake. Just looking at this gives me cramps, and a craving for blue icing lips.

Addie with the hat-trick!

2007-08-21T09:47:00.001-04:00

My posts have been getting less frequent lately due to lack of reader submissions... *COUGH COUGH* but today Katie brought on the fun with three interesting if not frightening cakes!

Okay I'm guessing this is like a planet and shit... I see where they're going with this. I don't see the point of the donut holes, but whatever.

This wins the most random cake theme of the day award... It's Stonehenge... and I think I see some sort of wizard in there?

And the person who makes these cakes should be fired and the people who order and eat these cakes should be arrested.

Don't even tell me its red velvet in there.

thats um... nice.

2007-08-16T14:29:00.000-04:00

i guess its the thought that counts.

yeeeeah.